frustration, thy name is cover-up

I want to make a coverup for the beach... and it's just NOT happening. So, I've taken to drastic measures.

First, I got these 2 ideas: one for a pinky, girly cover up. The next was for a tube kinda coverup. Both, FAIL.
Now, I'm working on a shirt top that elle was goodwilling. I'm hoping to upcycle it to a cover up that I can wear next week. I have 2 hours to get this done I'm calling it quits and buying one.

humpf.